Damn.... My BaD.....

I was living in Brampton, Ontario with my former boyfriend. (We'll call him... John) He had worked an afternoon shift, it was his Birthday, and he did not have the keys to get in to the house that we occupied, because I had not been able to find mine....

I went out eairler that day and met up with a couple buddies. My friend Bill (God rest his soul) and a girlfriend of his.( We'll call her Jane) We had started sippin' Vodka fairly eairly in the day, and by the time I got home, you could say I was more or less intoxicated !! Well when I was approaching the building I had noticed John's car in the driveway/parking spot. I had knowin' now that I was more than likly in a bit of trouble... and that's where the games began!!!

John was not a happy birthday boy at all!! He was so angry. We argued for a moment or two, then "Damn it" he stole the keys off of me, slammed the door on me, and locked me out!! I was shocked more or less, so I begun to act.... I guess you can say, inapproprietly, by striking the door with my foot. Which then made him call Peel Reigon on me!! (...the cop's...)

When the cop's showed up I was in totally bad shape. They said I was being rather beligerant. I went straight at the male officer and from what I do remember, punched him right in the ear. Well i'm sure we all know how this ended.... He layed me right out instanly! "BAM" I hit the floor like a ton of bricks.....

SatUrDaY

**6am, Saturday morning. "Why am I awake so Early?" I kept asking myself. No one was home, nothing to watch on the TV. There wasn't even one person on my Face book. What to do?? Well I could go for a morning jog....naahh.... I could clean up the dishes from the night before....naahh....... or I could just turn up some tunes, and crack a cold one...."that's it !!" I open the fridge and there sat 5 cold tall boyz of Canadian. So that's when it all began.... My Day!!

Poker is the game to play!! I was up, then I was down. Way down!! I almost lost it all. So I decided to find something better to do then sit in front of the computer screen all day. I was down to my last beer, so I gathered up my change, and headed to the Grocery/LCBO, and grabbed a 6 pack of tall boyz Old Milwaukee. When I got back to my place a friend of mine asked me if I wanted to come out and play. Of course, myself being as bored as I was agreed, aslong as we could go check out the Winter Fest in Barrie. When he picked me up I was feeling pretty good considering....so we didn't stay very long at the Fest. I was in the mood for a party. I mentioned how I wanted to go and play some pool. We went by a bar in my home town. Unfortunatly the pool table was not in working condition. So we ordered some grub, and about 5 pitcher's. He had to head back to the city, so I went and got my mother to come out with me for a few more pitcher's. Through out the time I spent at the bar a bunch of my friends started showin' up. Thats was when I got "CUT OFF!!! What??"

Since they wouldn't serve me, I decided to leave to the closest drinking hole!! I found myself two fisting. Then BOOM!

I Woke Up!??!

What the heck happened ??

My leg is killing me!

My washroom was trashed!

I couldn't for the life of me figure out what happened.

When my roomate got home from work he told me that I couldn't stand up very well on my own the night in question, and that I had fallin' in the shower, and knocked over every possible thing in the house that could possibly be knocked over..."Whoop's" Well I guess I better wait till at least lunch time before I start getting my drink on! But hey, I still had a Hell Of A Time!!!**

My Day

It was approximately 4 am. I was warmer then usual, and my body was numb. Still half asleep, and groggy, not to sure exactly why my body felt so squashed, considering I did go to bed alone. I then came to realize that someone was lying on top me!! It was my room mate/ x-boyfriend!! He was actually on his back lying right on top me , passed out cold!! It was such a rude awakening. I flung him off of myself, and got up for the day! This is where it all began...