SatUrDaY

**6am, Saturday morning. "Why am I awake so Early?" I kept asking myself. No one was home, nothing to watch on the TV. There wasn't even one person on my Face book. What to do?? Well I could go for a morning jog....naahh.... I could clean up the dishes from the night before....naahh....... or I could just turn up some tunes, and crack a cold one...."that's it !!" I open the fridge and there sat 5 cold tall boyz of Canadian. So that's when it all began.... My Day!!

Poker is the game to play!! I was up, then I was down. Way down!! I almost lost it all. So I decided to find something better to do then sit in front of the computer screen all day. I was down to my last beer, so I gathered up my change, and headed to the Grocery/LCBO, and grabbed a 6 pack of tall boyz Old Milwaukee. When I got back to my place a friend of mine asked me if I wanted to come out and play. Of course, myself being as bored as I was agreed, aslong as we could go check out the Winter Fest in Barrie. When he picked me up I was feeling pretty good considering....so we didn't stay very long at the Fest. I was in the mood for a party. I mentioned how I wanted to go and play some pool. We went by a bar in my home town. Unfortunatly the pool table was not in working condition. So we ordered some grub, and about 5 pitcher's. He had to head back to the city, so I went and got my mother to come out with me for a few more pitcher's. Through out the time I spent at the bar a bunch of my friends started showin' up. Thats was when I got "CUT OFF!!! What??"

Since they wouldn't serve me, I decided to leave to the closest drinking hole!! I found myself two fisting. Then BOOM!

I Woke Up!??!

What the heck happened ??

My leg is killing me!

My washroom was trashed!

I couldn't for the life of me figure out what happened.

When my roomate got home from work he told me that I couldn't stand up very well on my own the night in question, and that I had fallin' in the shower, and knocked over every possible thing in the house that could possibly be knocked over..."Whoop's" Well I guess I better wait till at least lunch time before I start getting my drink on! But hey, I still had a Hell Of A Time!!!**